scratching your nipple is a one way ticket on the train straight to hell
i started the selfie olympics in 2008.
you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds
this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo
this album is everything
It’s fucking here
DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS
i can’t believe he’s gone